Bathroom Etiquette

Ok, there are should be some standard rules that every woman should follow in a public bathroom:

1) DO NOT TALK ON YOUR CELLPHONE WHILE USING THE FACILITIES. Not only is it just unsanitary, it’s awkward.  It’s bad enough that I have to share the room with other people while doing my very private business.  I shouldn’t also have to share it with whomever you are speaking to.

2) Observe the “every other stall” rule.  If there are 10 stalls in the room and one person already in there, do not take the stall right next to the person.  Leave a little personal space.  It helps atleast achieve a semblance of privacy.

3) If 2 people go in together, all chit chat should stop until all parties have “done their business”.  I don’t want you to talk to me while I’m going and I don’t want to talk to you.